I've been getting a lot of big eyes lately as soon as I tell folks I've still got until mid-January to go. "So when are you due?" they say. Totally expecting me to respond with a cheerful, "Any day now!" Maybe I should just start fibbing a bit, tell them what they want to hear. After all, that would save them from the bold faced lie they will inevitably tell next. "Well you're all baby, sweetie."I know they mean well, no one want to piss off the pregnant lady by telling her she's fat. She'll either burst into tears or punch you in the face depending on her hunger level. So they lie.
I say we just call a spade a spade... Momma's large!
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